Two people walk into a doctor’s office. One feels exhausted, gains weight no matter what she eats, and can’t stand the cold. The other can’t sit still, loses weight eating more than usual, and sweats through her shirts by noon. They both have thyroid problems-but they’re opposites. One has hypothyroidism. The other has hyperthyroidism. And confusing them can cost you months-or years-of feeling off.
What’s Actually Happening in Your Body?
Your thyroid is a small butterfly-shaped gland at the base of your neck. It makes two hormones: T4 and T3. These aren’t just for energy-they control how fast every cell in your body works. Think of them like the gas pedal on your metabolism. Hypothyroidism means your pedal is stuck near the floor. Hyperthyroidism? Your pedal’s stuck to the floorboard. The most common cause of hypothyroidism is Hashimoto’s thyroiditis, an autoimmune condition where your immune system attacks your own thyroid. It’s not rare-it’s responsible for about 90% of cases in the U.S. Hyperthyroidism? Most of the time, it’s Graves’ disease, another autoimmune problem, but this time your immune system is accidentally turning your thyroid into a hormone factory. Both conditions are way more common in women. In fact, women are 5 to 8 times more likely to develop them than men. And while they can show up at any age, hypothyroidism climbs sharply after 50. One in ten women over 50 has it. Hyperthyroidism hits twice: once in your 20s to 40s (usually Graves’), and again after 60 (often from nodules in the thyroid).How Do You Know Which One You Have?
Symptoms don’t lie-but they’re sneaky. Many people think fatigue means you’re just tired. Weight gain? Must be eating too much. Anxiety? Just stress. But when these are tied to your thyroid, they don’t go away with sleep or a better diet. Hypothyroidism symptoms:- Weight gain (10-30 pounds without change in eating habits)
- Constant coldness (87% of patients report this)
- Dry skin and brittle hair
- Constipation
- Depression or brain fog-even when labs look normal
- Heavy or irregular periods
- Heart rate below 60 bpm
- Fatigue (affects 70% of patients)
- Unexplained weight loss (5-20 pounds despite eating more)
- Feeling too hot, sweating constantly
- Rapid heartbeat (over 100 bpm, often 120-140)
- Shaky hands or tremors
- Anxiety, panic attacks, irritability
- Frequent bowel movements or diarrhea
- Lighter or missed periods
- Fatigue (yes, even here-your body is running on overdrive)
How Doctors Diagnose It
You can’t guess this one. You need a blood test. The first and most important test is TSH-thyroid-stimulating hormone. It’s made by your pituitary gland and tells your thyroid, “Make more hormones.”- If your thyroid is underactive, your pituitary screams louder. TSH goes up-usually above 4.5 mIU/L.
- If your thyroid is overactive, your pituitary shuts up. TSH drops below 0.4 mIU/L.
Treatment: One Side Is Simple. The Other Isn’t.
Hypothyroidism treatment: Levothyroxine. That’s it. A daily pill that replaces the missing T4. Dose? About 1.6 mcg per kg of body weight. So a 70 kg person? Roughly 112 mcg per day. Most people feel better in 6-8 weeks. Labs normalize. Energy returns. Weight comes off. But it’s not always smooth. You have to take it on an empty stomach-30 to 60 minutes before breakfast. Coffee, calcium, iron, even soy can block absorption. About 15% of people with celiac disease can’t absorb it well. And some people still feel awful even with “normal” labs. Why? Because some bodies don’t convert T4 to T3 well. That’s genetic. About 15% of hypothyroid patients fall into this group. They might need T3 added-but that’s still debated. Hyperthyroidism treatment: Now it gets messy. Three main paths:- Antithyroid meds: Methimazole or propylthiouracil. They block hormone production. Start low-10-20 mg of methimazole a day. Need monthly blood tests because they can crash your white blood cells or hurt your liver. Propylthiouracil has a rare but deadly liver risk-1 in 5,000. So it’s mostly used in early pregnancy.
- Radioactive iodine: You swallow a pill. The radiation destroys part of your thyroid. It’s simple. Effective. And in 80% of cases, it turns you hypothyroid. Which means… you now need levothyroxine for life. That’s not a side effect-it’s the goal.
- Surgery: Remove the thyroid. Used if you have a huge goiter, cancer risk, or can’t take meds or radiation. Also leads to lifelong thyroid hormone replacement.
What Happens If You Don’t Treat It?
Untreated hypothyroidism? Over time, your heart slows. Cholesterol rises. You risk heart disease. In extreme cases, you can slip into myxedema coma-a life-threatening drop in body temperature, breathing, and consciousness. It’s rare, but deadly if missed. Untreated hyperthyroidism? Your heart can go into atrial fibrillation. Your bones thin out from too much metabolism. And in severe cases, you can get thyroid storm-a medical emergency where your body overheats, your heart races over 140 bpm, and you go into shock. Mortality? 10-20%. It’s not common-but it’s real. And for older adults? Hyperthyroidism doesn’t always look like the textbook case. In people over 65, it can show up as depression, confusion, or slow heart rate. Doctors call it “apathetic thyrotoxicosis.” It mimics dementia. And 40% of these cases are misdiagnosed.